So I went to the grocery store earlier to get a couple things and the line was SOOOO long so this Chinese guy behind me started to compliment my nails telling me I had a good nail bed to have tips done. He told me where he worked then started telling me, in his very thick Chinese accent, that he came to the States 20 years ago from China with $20 in his pocket and decided to be a nail tech. So he moved to New York and then told me when he moved to Arizona, he did Beyonce's nails at one of her concerts.......ok, really? yes, he said "Rirry, I did." He then went on to tell me that he didn't even know it was Beyonce until someone told him after he was done. OK, what? "Yeah, Beyonce, she not talk so much. but she leave big tip." I asked him how much and he says in his Chinese accent, "Oh, so much I cannot hando it." He then told me he wants a sugar momma and asked me if I was married or have any sisters. Why oh why do these things always happen to me?
Maybe its time.
5 years ago
7 comments:
Oh my gosh!! That is hilarious. If that was really his pick up line/story he really needs to work on it..ha ha!! Talk about crazy
That is so funny!! Too bad Matt wasn't standing right behind him. Now that would have been interesting.
Ok that is hilarious! How old was this guy- fifty?
Your new job sounds like a lot of fun. I was just thinking that I needed some tips on how to do my make-up maybe I'll get in touch with you next time I'm in town.
Because you are so lucky!
Oh, Crazy...he needs a "sugar momma" huh? WOW...at least he was subtle about it... just kidding.
Bah ha ha, that's genius! I want to be an old Chinese dude's sugar mama.
No, no I don't, just jokes.
You are so cute, Sarah! Kinda scary!!!! I don't make I contact anymore at grocery stores!! There are definately some psychos!!! Love ya!
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